Irish Jokes

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Comment by Pierre on May 6, 2008 at 12:32pm

Three boys are thalking about their fathers. The first one says "my dad is the fastet man alive, he drives Formula 1 race cars and can go over 200 km an hour!" the second boy says, "that's nothing, my dad flies jumbo jets and he can go over 600 km and hour!" The third boy then says, "my dad is the fastest man alive, he's a civil servant and everyday he finishes work at 5 but he gets home at 4.30!"

Comment by Emily Land on April 22, 2008 at 3:13pm

I was walking past the mental hospital in Dublin the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some Nut poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

Comment by Emily Land on April 8, 2008 at 2:03pm

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead,

I'll hold your monkey."